1. They think a good movie is 2 hours of three old men talking over dinner.

2. They think French music is music.

3. The don’t appreciate cheerleaders.

4. A hairy mole is considered a mark of beauty.

5. They consider a giant glass pyramid art, and a steel tower an engineering achievement.

6. Personal hygiene is not a high priority.

7. French women only want to have sex once a day.

8. They smoke.

9. Their sense of importance far out strips their record of accomplishment.

10. An army of bakers is a higher national priority than an army of soldiers.