1. They think a good movie is 2 hours of three old men talking over dinner.
2. They think French music is music.
3. The don’t appreciate cheerleaders.
4. A hairy mole is considered a mark of beauty.
5. They consider a giant glass pyramid art, and a steel tower an engineering achievement.
6. Personal hygiene is not a high priority.
7. French women only want to have sex once a day.
8. They smoke.
9. Their sense of importance far out strips their record of accomplishment.
10. An army of bakers is a higher national priority than an army of soldiers.