1. They are available in at least 20 colors that are not found in nature.

2. They can be used as ice skates when it rains.

3. They are not missed if stolen.

4. The lizard logo is cuter that the genuine Croc logo.

5. They slip off easily if you are involved in a karate kick fight

6. They keep my sweat shop in business producing them.

7. Most “real” Crocs you see are actually fakes.

8. You get special treatment when you wear them in the Marco Polo Hotel.

9. They are stylish and go well with my fake Polo shirts.

10. They cost $2.00.

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