In Thursday’s Global Times is an article about how Happy endings and breast massage were legalized  in Guangdong Province. Both practices were approved by the Intermediate People’s Court.

In case you’re unaware, a happy ending is when a woman masturbates a man while giving him a massage. A breast massage is when a woman uses her bare breasts to give a man a rub-down instead of her hands.

Most of this activity goes on at hair salons, massage parlors, and KTVs.

While  the story didn’t mention blow jobs, it seems likely they will fall under the same rules.

This is a giant advancement for China, Chinese civilization, and mankind in general. It should shut up all the haters and critics.

KTV anyone?